The Nexus of politics and terror

Conspiracy theorists eat it up. I for one believe it 100%. Our president is nothing short of an evil dictator, and to top it off I believe that he pretends to be even more fucking stupid than he actually is, to gain votes and also to put world leaders off their guard so that when the oil crisis hits and we take military control over the middle east nobody will see it coming. Or, more likely, when we place our man on the thrown in Iraq, errr, have our man voted in in a fair and public election, world leaders wouldn't suspect our horse's ass of a president of setting up a puppet dictator, even though the US has done it many times before. End rant. I don't know what I'm talking about. I just don't trust Mr. Cunthair.